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Safety FAIL
CLASSIC: Name FAIL
Marketing FAIL
Chop Suey
I’ve never once thought to myself “Man, that guy’s facial hair could kick my ass!” Unfortunately I can no longer make that claim. Michigan
Velcro and Wrenches Never Fail
Sign FAIL
Sunday Sweets: Eastern Elegance
As you may know, Jen and I are at Dragon*Con this weekend, which means we are geeking out with the geekiest geeks in all of geekdom. Which is exactly why today's Sweets are the most elegant, Eastern-inspired cakes we could find. (See, I'm actually having nightmares about being chased through cavernous hotels by roving packs of storm troopers in kilts. Which is not only possible, but actually likely.)
Rounding Second
I think you can get to second base just by giving her a hug. Texas
Recycle Chute
Right Tastes So Wrong
Key Ingredient FAIL
Ya want cuffs on those trousers?
Welcome to a very mysterious installment of our popular feature, “Stuff Maybe We Should Have Mentioned in the Photo Caption, but didn’t.”
Cinderella Gypsy
Personally, I applaud you. I’ve been waiting years for today’s youth to finally popularize jean jackets custom made with your trucker name, but I guess they are all too busy wearing vampire stuff. So 10 – 4 Cinderella Gypsy, I’m right behind you, this is Midnight Jackhammer signing off. Minnesota
High-Risk Anti-Theft Strategy Pays Off
This is not a strategy that I can recommend, but it did work this time. When Russell Stuart heard his car start up in his driveway very early one morning, he realized it was being stolen and reacted immediately. "I...
Spelling FAIL
Saran Wrap Prank FAIL
Saturday Night Special: Rawhide
The people for whom the word Dungaree was invented.
Dough, oh dear...
Everyone in the neighborhood always looked forward to pulling up a comfy stool and enjoying Elaine’s 4-course bread dinner.
Pork Orgy
2lb bacon weave stuffed with 1lb ground pork, 1lb spicy Italian pork sausage, 1lb cooked bacon. Applewood smoked & basted with bourbon BBQ sauce. (Submitted by Sundance Bailey)
The Holiest of Unions
Deal FAIL
Our Most Valuable Possession
Zombie nun scares poor little doggie!
Let me get this straight. You had to go back two whole weeks to catch me going too far? I must be slipping...
Butcher Shop Sign FAIL
Fresh Crap
Oldie But A Goodie
Settle down creepy dude, I understand you need to do something to help relieve all that energy you have from the excitement and anticipation of our book People of Walmart Shop & Awe, but you only have to wait 4 more days! Or you can do everyone a favor and pre-order it here so you can stop [...]
Cha-Cha-Cha-Charmin
I’m not gonna say you look like sh*t, but I will say you definitely look like something that we all use to clean up actual sh*t. Florida
No Pants, No Problem
Everybody knows that “No shirt, No shoes, No service” sign and you know every wise-ass in America has always said “So I can go in without pants! Hahahaha!” Well let’s give credit where credit is due and congratulate the one wise-ass to actually go and test it out. Arizona
Delivery FAIL
Not What You Meant FAIL
East Virginia State Cowpokes
I’m just not really sure what type of cowboy you are. I can’t picture you on a horse. I kind of picture you on an ox maybe, but definitely not a horse. Are you possibly a mascot for some sh*tty Division III football team or something? Maybe you think you need a crazy outfit to [...]
Park Name FAIL
Probably Bad News: Senseless FAIL
You Can’t Eat All Those Hamburgers
Hey, the two of you can argue who looks better stealing hamburgers later because right now, well to be honest, right now that’s what we are gonna do. California
Friday Rewind: Segway FAIL
Around the Interwebs
If you are running for office in Alabama, it would be great to have the endorsement of University of Alabama football coach Nick Saban. Having a picture of you and Coach Saban together would really go a long way. And...
ED ANGER AND PHD APE TO HELP T.I.
NEW YORK, NY - T.I. may be in a bit of trouble - help isn't far off!
He’ll Pull Through
I Think There is the Problem
Wanted FAIL
iPod FAIL